Nokia is my hero

cerberus713 @ 2008-12-08T20:18:00

2008-12-09T01:21:04Z

Seeking a second job. My own car insurance. Hoping not to have to pay too much to the court. Have to buy Christmas presents still for many people. School. WTF everything comes down to money. Who wants to loan me some?

cerberus713 @ 2008-11-01T14:13:00

2008-11-01T18:15:06Z

Halloween. Was the joker. My girlfriends cool. But she was a hooker for halloween. Like everyone else. Life sucks. On trial in december. More to follow.

In honor of my two year absence...

2008-10-06T23:38:48Z

KILL DIE PRESIDENT TERROR TERRORIST OSAMA FRIEND AMERICA EVIL ISLAM ALLAH MOHAMMED HITLER I SHOT KENNEDY SUICIDE DEATH BLOOD MUTINY CIVILIANS. suck it patriot act.

2 year, and some months later....

2008-10-04T20:40:34Z

Sup livejournal. I'm no longer in a coma.

cerberus713 @ 2006-05-22T22:20:00

2006-05-23T02:25:45Z

tell me why i'm going through the most hectic time of my life,but still having an AWESOME fucking time.

last night roman pulled into my driveway,and pulled away forgetting t drop me off. i think he told me to put that here.

today,me,roman,chrissy,and michael went exploring around the delaware over this bridge that crosses over I-80. twas fun.

i saw wade for the first time in a million years on friday. i miss you wade. not so much you,jenny. sorry.

cerberus713 @ 2006-04-20T13:48:00

2006-04-20T17:53:24Z

I love this vacation cause it's consisted of girlfriendx50,beachx40,chillin with my friendsx1000000000000,wearing shorts cause of the nice weather, and not working at my sucky job. now,i think it will be complete if i go into the city and hang out with a rapping hobo.

coldplay isn't gay.

2006-03-27T06:14:27Z

I think it's funny when my girlfriend shouts back at Chris Martin like he can hear her. And I think i'm an unofficial bouncer for the screaming females.

cerberus713 @ 2006-02-19T23:40:00

2006-02-20T04:42:57Z

so i wake up today to my doorbell rining. i open my door and its roman "steve,were going to a russian spa and getting hit with the good sticks." i didnt know what the fuck that meant. i went to the russian spa. you should all go too. im going there all the time now.

p.s.to someone very dear to me:"you have my organ that squirts" >.>. double meaning.

i hate the month of february.

2006-02-13T08:42:03Z

r.i.p. aunt barbara jiminez 2/13/06

cerberus713 @ 2006-01-26T16:44:00

2006-01-26T21:43:40Z

hi mom.

stolen from romans entry.

2006-01-21T04:12:10Z

today, i got thrusted at
today, i walked in a swamp
today, i saw two rabbits, at different times/places
today, i ran too much
today, i lost my wallet
today, i found my wallet
today, i got hit on
today, i realized i have to stay fly, until i die
today, i had delicious cold-stone
today, i what-did-the-five-fingers-say-to-the-face?-ed Matt Walker
today, i discovered Tao, through Pooh
today, i threatened some guy who dialed the wrong phone number
today, i was a demi-god

for all those in bold,i was there. and i've come to conclusion,i have to run again.

cerberus713 @ 2006-01-09T21:54:00

2006-01-10T02:59:14Z

apparently,at white castle: durka-durka=no.2 pencil.

cerberus713 @ 2006-01-09T01:34:00

2006-01-09T06:38:59Z

and they wonder why no one goes to the mall anymore.

about half of a gallon in 10 minutes..

2006-01-09T04:39:22Z

fuck...fuck milk. that was by far,one of roman's worst ideas. but it sure was fun as hell.

cerberus713 @ 2006-01-01T23:47:00

2006-01-02T04:53:34Z

i dont feel like writing about everything this vacation,cause it was all crazyness. some good,some bad. but i will say this.I BEAT ROMAN IN A RACE FROM UNION TO HIS HOUSE. HA.

and...my new favorite word,as made up by chris...

chessmaster851: u flatleft

also,jenny....cooners my bitch.

cerberus713 @ 2005-12-24T00:18:00

2005-12-24T05:37:41Z

so today,i wake up with a call from adamlau.yes,one word. him,roman,and boris wanted to come pick me up. so they did,after i took five million years getting ready. so we go to warinaco,and we play on the frozen lake. we were doing all sorts of stuff,like throwing rocks.they walked/slid across it but im too big for that. actually,boris was the only one who slid O.o. anyway,so after throwing this muddy rock i wanted to wash my hand in the water.so i step on the ice,to press it down to make water come up. well,me being a genius,my leg went through the ice,and everything up to my knee got wet. and of course,i didnt budge. i just stood there and was like "...shit." so then we left,cause we thought the cops were after us. i went back to adams house,played gauntlet legends/digimon. got picked up by evita. went to drop adam off at marys house,but then decided to go get my car and head to the mall. i got scraed when she and adam went around this really bad curve and the car in front of them almost hit them x.x. that wasnt good at all. went to the mall and met up with mary. her and adam went shopping real quick,i onlyhad time to take out money from the atm. damn lines. dropped mary and adam off at her house. evita and i went out to dinner. good times. i refused to let her pay,cause she already payed enough for her mirror. took her home,and went to chrissy's party. interesting good times i would say.

yeah,there you have it.my least descriptive entry. if anyone understands this,give me a call. i'll get you a prize.

summary of the weekend.

2005-12-05T04:04:00Z

friday night:picked up roman from starbucks to visit some abadoned place in linden airport. we went and picked up melissa. came back and met up with sarah. went there,explored,left. went to the coliseum diner. went back home,then later watched pulp fiction with sarah.

saturday night:attempted to go to the gates of hell. roman and i went to the mall to see if miles was there (to lazy to call him). didnt find him,but ended up taking barbara,laura,and dan. we got there and we walked about 1 1/2 miles,and never found anything. walked back,got in the car,took everyone back to the mall. roman got a call from renee,and she wanted us to go to a diner with her,susan,and caroline. so we did. "get out of here. no,don't leave" "you don't like my cult? get out."

sunday night:roman and i agreed to make a second attempt to the gates of hell. he was with michael abbate,so we brought him along. we called renee and had her come with us,cause we didnt want to get lost. so we picked her up and she freaked out that it was only the four of us,so we picked up glen. we headed over there. ending up finding it. we into it with roman and mike abbate. ended up scraping me knee when i jumped down in the sewer thing. it's really dark and creepy down there,so were coming back with more people one day. took mike,glen,and renee back to mike's car at my house. roman and i wanted to xplore for the pine barrens. we traveled down to about exit 89,found nothing. were gonna find it one day. that fucking jersey devil has my name on it. on the way back home,we listened to this crazy ass stattion of some guy talking about atom bombs? it was scary as hell. OH i broke 105 on the parkway in the mean green machine. hell yeah,bitches.

cerberus713 @ 2005-11-29T15:12:00

2005-11-29T20:15:56Z

cerberus713 @ 2005-11-27T23:56:00

2005-11-28T05:01:30Z

roman and i went to starbucks,and ended up exploring this abandoned building in linden airport. looks like were going again friday night. it's pretty creepy,and i SWARE i saw something moving along the wall,but it was just a sink. then walking back,there was a skunk in front of us. we ahd no idea where to go. i've never been blocked in by a skunk,it was crazy. oh,and if anyone wants to go weird njing saturday let me know.

My night was just killed.

2005-11-26T05:29:38Z

stolen from miles: http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/11/25/obit.morita.ap/index.html

:(

everytime i hang out with roman,i will make an entry.

2005-11-26T05:25:03Z

i was at the mall,and the itg machine was broken. plus,no one was there so i called roman. he said to come pick him up after he got high,so i did. picked him up,went back to the mall,got rushed out by security guards. we picked either to go to hooters or bloomfield ave. cafe. called melissa to ask her about girls-we-met-at-dunkin-donuts. ended up taken her with us. had to wait for her to get ready,went to Lenape park shooting range to chill. twas really dark and scary. threw rocks at the frozen river,and they ended up making an awesome sound. picked up melissa. went to hooter---OH. roman busted his ass while skipping around my car----s. had an interesting time. while we were at lenape,we saw spotlights...turned out they were for hooters. one of the girls had a hole in her stocking in THAT area ;). and melissa noticed,not any of the guys. makes it all the better. left hooters and took melissa to lenape to hear the awesome sound the rocks make. sat in dunkin donuts and heard melissa talk about the logistics of poo. took her home :(. we should clone melissas.took roman home. good times.

lesson:this is why you should all hang out with roman. and if he's high,even better.

cerberus713 @ 2005-11-24T14:47:00

2005-11-24T19:51:05Z

ffxi...what's that again?

cerberus713 @ 2005-11-05T00:39:00

2005-11-05T05:42:39Z

roman and i sit in front of starbucks,making fun of the popos when in fact,the popos were probably making fun of us

so here's what i learned today..

2005-10-10T01:19:30Z

Cesar has a wife. This entire time i thought that lady with the two kids he alwys kisses is his wife. Well, according to Kyle, that's his girlfriend. His wife if the lady that works in the morning's at the arcade. So what am I saying? Attn ALL MALLRATS: Let's make him cry "Et tu John Bush?!"

cerberus713 @ 2005-09-21T00:19:00

2005-09-21T04:21:04Z

i do too much at school.